A man kills a bear with a log. I want him to adopt me. He's gotta be the coolest dad ever. Can you imagine having one of those "whose dad is cooler" fights with another kid? "My dad killed a bear with a log once." Instant win.
The 9 girls you'll regret hooking up with at a bar. Some of my guy friends need to read this one very carefully. And does Fiona Apple = Alanis Morisette in terms of karaoke? (if so I'm one of them..eek)
I will admit to loving cheeseburgers (gross I know) but the new cheeseburger in a can makes me wanna barf. Watch the video if you have some spare time.