Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
The 9 girls you'll regret hooking up with at a bar. Some of my guy friends need to read this one very carefully. And does Fiona Apple = Alanis Morisette in terms of karaoke? (if so I'm one of them..eek)
I will admit to loving cheeseburgers (gross I know) but the new cheeseburger in a can makes me wanna barf. Watch the video if you have some spare time.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
-Carolyn, age 8
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." - Billy, age 4
On what the proper age to get married is:
"Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." -Judy, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -Tommy, age 5
Ways to make someone fall in love with you:
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -Bart, age 9....smart kid
Thanks to the UCB parent's network for those.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
It's been a while since I've posted a link about sexting so here goes. A practical guide for sexting for men over 30 by cracked.com.
Life update: I got a call for a job interview with a non-profit this morning. Operation get a job in the city is going well :D
Monday, May 18, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
So, here's some little gems related to living in the moment and letting go a bit.........
"Be where you are, otherwise you will miss your life"-Buddha
"Fall in love or fall in hate. Get inspired or be depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in the corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breathe. And enjoy the ride." -Solbeam (i know I've posted this one before but it's a personal favorite of mine)
"There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills." -Buddha
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive." -Bugs Bunny
"Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life." -Mary Manin Morrissey
"You can’t go through life thinking everyone you meet will one day let you down." -Angels in the OutfieldTotally unrelated, but this is living simply. I want to be there right now.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
- Creepiest dude on the internet. Two words: semen recycling. Not kidding.
- Weird theme song. Yes sir, my door is closed due to those ears of yours. Wow.
- Best moment of The Office I think I've ever seen: Dwight as Hannibal Lector. I seriously almost wet my pants watching this last night.
- This is basically my dream. Riding a bear?? Seriously awesome.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
Sand in my shorts....giggles with the girls....Hugh Jackman sexiness....this could prove to be an amazing night!!!