Thursday, May 28, 2009

GOT A JOB


Scratch getting a job in the city off the to-do list!!!!

I start at a residential facility for youths in crisis in two weeks. I'm pumped!!!

Sexting Link of the Day


Funniest shit I've seen in a loooong time

Just peruse around the Braun website. My stomach hurts from laughing so much. I had no idea mangrooming was so complex.

p.s. check out the downloadable stencils

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Links of the day

A man kills a bear with a log. I want him to adopt me. He's gotta be the coolest dad ever. Can you imagine having one of those "whose dad is cooler" fights with another kid? "My dad killed a bear with a log once." Instant win.

The 9 girls you'll regret hooking up with at a bar. Some of my guy friends need to read this one very carefully. And does Fiona Apple = Alanis Morisette in terms of karaoke? (if so I'm one of them..eek)

I will admit to loving cheeseburgers (gross I know) but the new cheeseburger in a can makes me wanna barf. Watch the video if you have some spare time.

-jme

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Adorable quotes by kids

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."
-Carolyn, age 8


"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." - Billy, age 4


On what the proper age to get married is:
"Eighty-four. Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." -Judy, age 8

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -Tommy, age 5


Ways to make someone fall in love with you:
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -Bart, age 9....smart kid


Thanks to the UCB parent's network for those.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

"Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are."
—Chinese proverb


via littlemiss

It's been a while since I've posted a link about sexting so here goes. A practical guide for sexting for men over 30 by cracked.com.

Life update: I got a call for a job interview with a non-profit this morning. Operation get a job in the city is going well :D

Monday, May 18, 2009

Tyrannosaurus Rex Ryan Phillipe



I'm beginning to think I'm destined to become a crazy cat lady.............

Waiting for my moment

via i can read

Thursday, May 14, 2009


Sounds like a plan to me......


Slow down

I am a huge fan of quotes and cute pictures that refer to living in the moment. I think we all just need to slooow down sometimes. I also think it's human nature to over think things. But, every once in a while it's healthy, though a little terrifying, to just turn the voices in your head off, and let go. Have a little fun. Take a chance, because regret has got to be one of the worst feelings in the world.

So, here's some little gems related to living in the moment and letting go a bit.........

"Be where you are, otherwise you will miss your life"-Buddha



"Fall in love or fall in hate. Get inspired or be depressed. Ace a test or flunk a class. Make babies or make art. Speak the truth or lie and cheat. Dance on tables or sit in the corner. Life is divine chaos. Embrace it. Forgive yourself. Breathe. And enjoy the ride." -Solbeam (i know I've posted this one before but it's a personal favorite of mine)

"There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills." -Buddha

"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive." -Bugs Bunny

"Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life." -Mary Manin Morrissey

"You can’t go through life thinking everyone you meet will one day let you down." -Angels in the Outfield

Totally unrelated, but this is living simply. I want to be there right now.


-jme

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Ummm...what??

Today is a really strange day for the Internet it seems. Here's some funny/weird links:

-jme

Monday, May 4, 2009

Quote of the day

"I'm allergic to fabric softener. I majored in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. And I think I'd miss you even if we never met." - Nick Mercer, The Wedding Date

Friday, May 1, 2009

Wolverine Movie Night

Tonight the girls and I are going to see X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I have been waiting for this day for some time and am super psyched!!!

Sand in my shorts....giggles with the girls....Hugh Jackman sexiness....this could prove to be an amazing night!!!

-jme